Get this 100% cotton T-shirt with Barley Legal logo that smells all crisp and manly, just like Houston. Okay, maybe not exactly like Houston. Maybe it smells more like Cassia than Houston. I hope you’re into that. Not in a creepy way. I mean, Cassia smells good. I swear she doesn’t smell like cheese. Just kidding. Like, seriously, please don’t tell her I said that. She really smells like roses. And a tinge of vodka.