Recipe for a successful promotion:

STEP 1: Never accept a job working for your ex-boyfriend’s more successful twin brother.

STEP 2: Never promise your dad you’ll stay away from your infuriatingly sexy new boss.

STEP 3: Never let someone catch you licking chocolate sauce off your new boss’s utensil.

STEP 4: Never risk your career—for the second time—by falling in love with your boss.